Hey Man Did You Touch My Drumset Lyrics

Hey Man Did U Touch My Drumset Lyrics by Adam McKay

Hey Man Did U Touch My Drumset Lyrics

Dale:
(To Brennan, believing he touched his drum set) Hey, man. Did you touch my drum set?

Brennan:
Nope.

Dale:
It’s just weird ’cause…it seems like someone definitely touched my drum set.

Brennan:
Yeah, that is weird, ’cause I didn’t touch em’.

Dale:
(Throws Brennan’s feet off the couch) Hey! (Angrily) Did you touch my drum set?!

Brennan:
Hey, knock it off!

Dale:
I know you touched my drum STICK. ‘Cause the left one has a chip in it!

Brennan:
Are you f***ing crazy, man? You sound insane. Do you realize that? You should be medicated.

Dale:
F*** you, Brennan! I know you touched my drum set, and I wanna hear that dirty little mouth admit it!

Brennan:
You get out of my face, or I’m gonna roundhouse your ass!

Dale:
You swear on your mom’s life you didn’t touch it then?!

Brennan:
I don’t have to swear to shit!

Dale:
That’s ’cause you f***ing touched my drum set, ’cause I KNOW, Cops doesn’t start till 4:00!

Brennan:
(Begins to leave the living room)

Dale:
Where you going?

Brennan:
I’m going upstairs. Cause I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drum set! Okay!? (He walks upstairs)

Dale:
Don’t you do that! I am WARNING you right now! If you touch my drums, I will stab you, IN THE NECK, WITH A KNIFE!

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